horoscopes and ex-rays (pun fully intended)

The Bottom Line
Get rid of the undesirable things in your life -- toss what (or who) isn't working.

In Detail
Just as you'd peel an avocado or scrape a sticky price tag off a new vase, today you have to work to get rid of some undesirable things in your life. Toss out what isn't needed, what doesn't feel right and what isn't flattering. This could include something as simple as a pair of old shoes or as complicated as a romantic partner who just doesn't have his or her heart in your relationship. Kick it to the curb and walk away -- without looking back!

what is it that make them so real, like it's really part of your life. like it really means something and and reflect you. i can't tell you how reflective is that horoscope _____ [i don't know what is it called. prediction? reading?...whatevs.] on my life right now. i haven't been touching them for the longest of times; i was just bored today and clicked on the fs horoscope thingy and that popped out.

weird.

i need to get to the doctor's asap to get a medical check up. latest monday. xray and all. cool ain't it? so maybe i have to rain check on that outing or maybe hold it off till a little later.

i remembered the last time i did an xray was when i was i think if i'm not wrong primary two or three, when i swallowed a dollar coin. [yes, i really did. well, to do me justice i was young and... yeah, well, whatever.] anyways, the story goes as this. i was waiting for my maid to finish her chores to bring me out to get some icecream [some things never change huh? haha. ((:] and i began playing with the dollar coin. like throwing it up in the air and catching it. then, i decided to do something ____[i don't know what to call it, so you can fill up that space with anything suitable - and i said suitable, not something dirrty. don't think i don't know some of you guys out there! AND IF YOU'RE THINKING IT'S YOU, IT PROBABLY IS! (haha)] and try to catch it with my mouth. yes, eventually i did, and look where it got me...

the coin got lodged in my throat, and before you guys start saying why don't you cough it up, believe me i tried, but all that did was cause friction and i coughed out blood, i remember that clearly cause of the distinctive red splats of blood against the pearly white sink and i got a little woozy. yes, at that age i was still a little freaked out by the sight of blood. (but you know something wierd, is that as i grew older i always loved to suck my own blood when i got any cuts - no not a vampire here, tho it'll be a good costume, haha.)

okay, one should stop deviating.

anyways, off i was to the E.R. of changi hospital. and i believe i couldn't speak cause it had hurt too much. and it was there where i had my first xray. man, i felt so violated. like the guy who was mending the thing could literally see through me, through my clothes.

yes, i was that sexually oriented even tho i was that young [HAHA! ((:]

and, now you know what my friend said? you have to take everything off for the xray.
(okay still deviating, i know)

okay, back to my story. anyways, the doctor said it was okay and it'll just pass out in my shit. i know, so bloody anti-climatic right? anyways, so, from then i had to shit in a bloody god damn potty and had to poke through it to find a coin. anyways, after weeks, and shooting up liquid up my arse for shit to come out, (graphic i know) the coin was not found tho the next xray had shown that the coin was no longer in my system. so, i still wonder, where the hell did the coin go to?

haha.

well, that marks an end to a very nonsensical, redundant and wordy story of a tiny part of my life as a _____ young kid.
(i think the right word would be playful and curious here, but you still can take the liberal creativity to fill it up yourselves. haha.)

anyways. i have to apologize for that disgusting and repulsive images you had seen [from the earlier post].
which had spoilt you breakfast//lunch//dinner for your entire lives, as meiwen put it so eloquently. haha.

so, off i go. ((:

p.s. sorry for the pictureless entries. my can is currently in taipei and the system has so many glitches, the biggest one that it refuses to be accessed.

and that xuan refuses to send me the long overdue photos as well. ((:

p.p.s. what the hell is girl poaching anyways?

xoxo.

(anyways, sorry for the lame attempt to bring some colour and life into my post.)

WAIT!; why am i apologizing anyways?

okay whatevs.

anyways, before i go i heard that the MOMO party is in the afternoon. well, if it truly is. all i have to say is
THAT'S JUST PLAIN SAD!
haha.

okay, now i really should bugger off.